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ARSENIC AND OLD LACE

By M. & M. Stage

Fridays, Jan. 22 & 29, 2016 at 8pm

Saturdays, Jan. 23 & 30 at 8pm   

Sundays, Jan. 24 & 31 at 2pm  

Dear Journal,

You would think I was in one of those unlikely comedies I have to review for the paper. I took my lovely betrothed, Elaine, to meet Aunt Abby and Aunt Martha, who are known throughout Brooklyn for their many acts of kindness and charity.  I was only worried that my brother Teddy (who thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt) would be on his best behavior and not go around blowing that darned bugle of his.  Imagine  my dismay when I learn that my beloved aunts are serving homemade wine to lonely old men -- and sometimes they are lacing it with arsenic and having Teddy bury them (as yellow fever victims) in the basement!!  They think they are doing these poor fellows a favor. What, oh what am I to do?!?  All I need now is for my homicidal maniac brother, Jonathan, to break out of prison and show up on the doorstep…

        Tickets: $18 adults, $16 seniors, $14 students/children